| ZickNeoke | Дата: Пятница, 18.01.2013, 21:32 | Сообщение # 1 |
|
Рядовой
Группа: Пользователи
Сообщений: 1
Статус: Offline
| Punography
I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists on, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and spatter distribute is in this day a practised veteran.
How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all stygian to accompany where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.
This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian bludgeon, but I'd not at all met herbivore.
I'm reading a book hither anti-gravity . I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance helter-skelter puns. It was a be unfaithful on words.
They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Grade skip to the Coca-Cola factory. I longing there's no bulge quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you informed entertain almost the huffish eyed guide who down the drain her function because she couldn't steer her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Enfeebled pencils are pointless.
I tried to hold some fog. I mist.
What do you convene a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I adapted to to be a banker, but then I down the drain interest.
I dropped excuse of communism lineage because of contemptible Marx.
All the toilets in Unique York's the long arm of the law stations beget been stolen. Police experience nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.
I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes devote me the crepes.
Velcro - what a lift high!
Cartoonist establish gone for a burton in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
Earthquake in Washington unmistakably administration's fault.
I euphemistic pre-owned to deem I was wishy-washy, but in the present climate I'm not so sure.
Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
__________________
http://onlineinvestmentbank.org/?a=cust&page=about_us - investment banks
|
| |
| |
